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Old Apr 04, 2007, 03:41 AM // 03:41   #41
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*ducks kick*
*flips Relambrien*
*pushes him out a window*
*laughs*
*sips beer*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 09:09 AM // 09:09   #42
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*Glares at Pwned*

*lets out Mini Varesh*

*Mini Varesh Cuts Pwns legs off*

*Sips Dwarven Ale*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 10:49 AM // 10:49   #43
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*comes in*

*orders a belgium beer*

*takes his chainsaW*

*cut spohitia in pieces *

*chucks these pieces in to the river of beer*

*takes his almighty anti-wammos gun of devastation*

*shoot the bartender because he didnt have belgium beer*

*becomes the new bartender*

*says:"can i take your orders?"
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 11:13 AM // 11:13   #44
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*Watches as Spohitia dies and Laughs at the Sophitia wannabe*

*Pulls out Pepper Spray*

*Shouts "CS! Back!"*

*Sprays new bartender in the eyes and blinds him*

*Runs behind bar and steals a Keg of Dwarven Ale*

*sips Dwarven ale*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 11:20 AM // 11:20   #45
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*sips Irn Bru*










*hic*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 11:26 AM // 11:26   #46
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*Goes Over to Celest*

"Na u dont wanna drink that Feeble stuff, you need to drink a Real Heros Drink :- Dwarven Ale, fresh from the shiverpeaks from the magical chest"

*Hands a Magical bottle of Dwarven ale to Celest*

*Looks at pwn again*

*Fire a Quick shot arrow into Pwns left hand, shattering his drink and sticking his hand to the table*

*chuckles*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 12:40 PM // 12:40   #47
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*Sips Ale*

"ewwwwwwww!"



*Sips Irn Bru*

"Irn Bru ftw!!"









*hic*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 01:11 PM // 13:11   #48
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*finishes drink*
*picks up Nerfbat of DOOM*
*hunts for pwnd*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 01:28 PM // 13:28   #49
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*drinks irn bru*
*watches inez running after pwnd*
*yawns*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 01:30 PM // 13:30   #50
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*buys a Lidls Energy drink*

*drinks it*

O.O

*goes hyperactive*

*taunts Celestial continuously*

*trips over the raised carpet and bruises knee*

*crys*

*sips Dwarven ale to Numb the pain*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 01:33 PM // 13:33   #51
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*laughs at sophitia*
*drinks more irn bru*
*hic*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 01:40 PM // 13:40   #52
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*looks up at Evenstar laughing*

*crys more*

*drinks Ale to Numb the pain more*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 01:50 PM // 13:50   #53
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*pulls arrow out*
*engulfs hand in flames*
*sees swampy*
*runs away*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 01:50 PM // 13:50   #54
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*washes pepperspray out of his eyes*

*says free round for everyone*

*secretly poisons the drinks his handing out *

*and the bartender asks : " can i take your orders*

*drinks some achololic powerdrink and says : you wanna a piece ofmehh ?*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 02:05 PM // 14:05   #55
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*swings Nerfbat of DOOM*
*takes out a table and chair*
*runs after pwnd*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 02:10 PM // 14:10   #56
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*pats soph on head*

"There there, lil' fella, it'll be ok"

*Drinks Irn Bru*








*hic*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 02:14 PM // 14:14   #57
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*walks in*
*pokes I_pwnd_U with a pointed stick dipped in poison*
*waves to Swampy*
*knocks fallot unconcious*
*orders a beer*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 02:20 PM // 14:20   #58
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*feels better*

Thanks

*Buys Celest a new Irn Bru*

*Quick Shot's Pwns other hand to the wall*

*sips Dwarven ale*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 03:05 PM // 15:05   #59
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*pounds on pwnd while he's stuck to the wall*
*grows tired*
*looks around for someone else to pound*

*hides in the corner to pounce on an unsuspecting victim*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 03:19 PM // 15:19   #60
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*comes too after blacking out for an hour*
*sees Swampy hide in corner*
*comes close to corner*
*lays a spike trap*
*lures swampy out*
*trap activates*
*uses belly smash on Swampy*
*orders a pig pile on Swampy*
*does not partake in pig pile, instead orders another jack and coke and laughs at Swampy*
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